(theme music playing)
(squeaking)
(snoring)
-(clock ticking) -(alarm ringing)
(whistling)
(rick whistling)
Ginger: Did you see the paper?
Three break-in's this week!
We need a home security system.
Rick: We got one.
No one's breaking-in with the spikenator in charge.
Right, boy?
(growling)
'cause that cat ain't stopping nothin'.
Maybe we should stay home tonight.
Come on!
Spike's not letting anyone break-in, are you?
(crashing)
Okay boy, you're in charge. Make me proud.
(engine starting)
(whistling)
Security boot camp is now in session.
-(whistling) -(gasps)
Report to duty asap!
Self-defense.
(clears throat)
Uh... No.
Never mind!
Ain't no one protecting nothin'
Till you both learn how to knock someone's light out!
Thanks for volunteering.
In self-defense you wanna deliver the first punch.
Carpe diem!
Didn't see that coming, huh?
Show me what you learnt.
Carpe diem! See how I did that?
(shivering)
Watch closely.
(crashing)
Now?
Pea shooters, the first line of security.
Just takes one pea to do the job!
(laughing)
Very kind of you to volunteer.
On the count to three,
You run, we'll try to hit you.
One.
You didn't run.
A safe house is a booby trapped house.
A volunteer, please.
Stand there.
For reporting funny business.
And no funny business from youse two either!
Got it?
(grunts)
Pains me to hurt you.
(feet pattering)
(glass shattering)
(clears throat) permission to investigate the kitchen, granted!
Go ahead, go see.
(teeth chattering)
(crashing)
(crashing and banging)
(snickering)
(teeth chattering)
(crashing)
What'd I tell you? This dog's amazing!
Did you do this to the big bad burglar, spikenator?
So, ginger,
How do you like your home security system, now?
Atta boy, spike!
(theme music playing)
Napoleon: I've been working out.
You can tell, right?
Take a long look! I'm a veritable feast for the eye.
Been watching what I eat, too.
What about from this angle?
Okay, enough. Give me that.
I can't let you do this.
This cheesy bit of cheddar goodness is a ticking time bomb,
Packed with delicious saturated fats
And love handle producing calories.
Don't be ashamed. A little self-control,
You too can have this body.
Spot!
Dispose of this immediately!
Let me go, you lousy scrap of tin!
(sniffing)
Look, kitty boy wants to play.
Come back anytime.
I deserve a little treat, you know.
Which reminds me, we really need more snacks around the habit trail.
Like a soft serve machine! (chuckles)
Rumor has it, rats on the outside, they eat from trash cans.
-(groans) -disgusting, right?
I'd sooner kiss hamster that eat out of the trash!
Relax!
I was making a point.
Hello, boys. It's just me.
Well, me and mr. Wilson.
Say, hello, wilson.
Dr. Bigby: Hi, jerry. Hi, napoleon.
Hi, antisocial, overachieving hamster.
Want to get the string, wilson?
Get the string, boy.
Come on. You can do it.
Okay, forget the string.
But what about the surprise?
Whose got a surprise for their boy?
Daddy does. That's right.
I made it just for you, wilson.
This cell rejuvenator chamber
Is gonna make you get that string again.
And you'll be that itty bitty kitty we used to know.
-(dings) -I hope.
See you soon, sweetkins.
(whirring)
(banging)
Think kitty boy's ever gonna stop trying to get in here?
-Phew! -(crashing)
Hardly matters I suppose.
Seeing how we're the superior species and all.
(clears throat)
-(ticking) -(device dings)
(beeping)
Look at the baby! Hi, baby!
(chuckles) I just wanna squeeze...
Aw, have you ever seen anything so adorable?
Except for me as a baby, of course.
Please! Please! Please!
Please, be my little kitten. Please! Please! Please!
Yes! My itty witty kitty is back!
You're not quite as cute as I remember but you're back!
Let's go home.
Now we can do everything we used to.
There you are, little baby.
You know for being a mouser, he's a real cutie.
(roaring)
Uh-oh, that's not very cute.
(screeching)
(growling)
What's the matter, itty witty kitty?
Too tubby to tube?
Guess that's a no.
Too bad cats hate water.
But they sure like drinking it.
Whose boy are you, wilson?
Whose boy are you?
Oh, you're daddy's boy. That's right!
Get the string, wilson.
Get the string.
Oh, look whose back like old times!
Now get the tingle ball!
(crashing)
Good boy! Wasn't that fun?
Okay, time to take our holiday card photo.
Now that you're feeling better you can wear the costume.
-(beeping) -say cheese!
(camera clicks)
Now, let's do our valentine's day card.
(teeth chattering)
Thanks, pal.
I thought I was a goner.
Knock, knock!
Come on, wilson. You know how we play this.
Knock, knock!
You're supposed to say, "meow, meow."
We've done this a thousand times, wilson.
(sighs) this isn't the itty witty kitty I know.
Must be some kind of glitch.
We gotta save jerry, I tell you.
Think of something!
I got it!
Napoleon: Spot!
Ta-da-da-da! Rat to the rescue.
I did it! I saved you! (grins)
Whose superior now?
Wilson! Is that you?
Knock, knock!
(mewing)
Wilson!
Wait a minute.
-If you're wilson then who was... -(purring)
Oh, who cares!
I got by kitty back.
Whose daddy's boy? Whose daddy's boy?
-(snarling) -(groaning)
(yowling)
My head! (groans)
Oh, forget it!
(beeping)
Wilson, buddy.
You're back.
I'll take old over crazy any day!
(whirring)
Finally some peace and quiet.
Know what I'm thinking?
Grilled cheese sandwiches!
Now we are talking! (chuckles)
Until we get that soft serve ice cream machine, of course!